Here are some of the best text messages we’ve had this month...
Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous...
They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects.
Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure and I'm stuck on the escalator.
Bad news, I,ve caught bird flu. I know it's bird flu cause I've started talking rubbish, wearing make up and I can't seem to park the car.
Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure and I'm stuck on the escalator.
Bad news, I,ve caught bird flu. I know it's bird flu cause I've started talking rubbish, wearing make up and I can't seem to park the car.